this is not a SPM ramalan. lol

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....Ladies


..............................AND

....................................Gentleman



....Boys

............................AND

....................................Girls



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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.................................. herreee

.................................................. tooo sayyyyyy
















Exam is here and we're all gonna die.


















zh3n

this is a post =D

as much as i hate to say this.............................
( YESSS! FUCK HELLL YEAHHH! )



I will be abandoning the blog =)
(LIKE FINALLY!)




until the i believe in christ...





lol. nola.

until i think the time is right la with enough people bugging me to blog. hahahah

kla.

thanks for whoever that supported so far.








zh3n

YOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOYOY

yoooooooooooo maaatttttaaaaa fakkkkaassssss...!


hahahahhahah.



guess who's back.

back again.

zh3nny's back.

tell a friend.


ok ok. that's lame.


hahahahaha.... soooo........ i've been up to alot of things as usual. but i will just blog about one big event la okay?

wokay la~!



again. before i start blogging. i wanna warn the parents. =)


friendly warning :

if U r 1 of the 7 sins's parents. not encouraged to view things at the end of the post.
if u insist. please remain calm at all times as the blog will not take responsibility for any fatality





L & G (not the electronic brand. also not lan geng. its ladies and gentlemen)


Seven SINS outing. to sekeping serendah (2 days 1 night)



alrite. early in the morning i went and do my temporary IC as some of u might know that my wallet gone case already when i at mamak. lol

after that i went to sam's house which was the base for the trip and we took her dad's estima to serendah.



the sins involved.






Sloth.








Vanity. (Pride)









Wrath.







Greed.








Envy.








Gluttony.















ok. so we went to serendah. abt 45 mins drive la.
arrived there. checked in. walked to our glass shed.





the glass shed.





the glass shed is quite cool. very quiet and peaceful yet modern. nice get-away. esp when there is no line around the area. the stairs up to the shed is basically the entrance. so this means that the lowest floor is the 1st floor and the ground floor is just the stairs up with some deco around.





the 1st floor.






the 2nd floor.






whats best. with this humongous ash tray. i don't have to worry about tapping the ash around simply anymore. lololol





so we kept our slippers tidy and neat like mummy told us to.......




and off we went to the waterfalls.






on the way.








long way to go. (nice pic huh? hahaha...)






we finnalllyy... ffucckkinng..... arriveddd........ OMGGGGG








so obviously we went down.







played like gays.







took a group photo.




and chao-ed the pao-ed. lol

actually there were too many malays around la (not trying to be racist i swear. lawl) so we felt abit (more like ALOT) uncomfortable and left.






on the way back to the glass shed. we took pics too.

















after that we decided to chill at the pool




















getting ready for group photo.







snap.











as the sun was so warm and lovely. i decided to sunbathe



jimmy took 2 shots.





this is obviously for the girls to see.







this instead. was for the gays =D GAY PRIDE baby!





hahahah....


after that we went back.





i debated with kai wei about his height! I WAS SURE TO WIN! (cause he was a short mata faka =D)


UNTIL............................


.............................


.....................


.............



the fucker actually won! by standing beside a statue to prove he is tall == WTFFFF




Sei fucktard. lol




then night came.


things became serious.


we needed to complete our duty








everyone was getting serious.




its time.








to fight the force.....................


.........................


...........??


.....?


WTF?

FORCE UR LAN LA! DRINK THEN GOT LA! MUAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!




the whiskey accompanied by two bacardi's





so we barbecued at the supa dupa big ash tray.







every1 enjoying the fucked up food.









zh3n mumbling: "diu...... have to cook for those sohai kids again.... haih...... "






so before we started off with hard liqour. me and jimmy decided to go easy. to start with nice imported beers which were " beck's " and " hoegaarden "




but.... the fucked up part was. we forgot to bring bottle openers.

so we ended up...........




opening the bottle using any sohai tool including nail clipper, fruit knife, bbq-clippers, etc etc





after that we all took turns to bathe.

and the night was still so young and sexy.

so.


we played.



hahahah.... i am not gonna blog about the playing part as i have no pictures =)

sorry assholes! forgive this fuck-hole here! =D









and we woke up the next morning.




took pics.
















last and the very not least. hahahaha


a group photo =)






hehehe..... hope u guys will continue fucking up ur lifes =D















zh3n

choices choices choices.

As u all can obviously seeee...

lol


choices in life


oh well.


Trials are like 1 week from now. and here i am.... lazing around like some fucktard...

zzz.....


having the choice to blog or not.

which obviously has already made.





having the choice to study or not.

which obviously cant be made.









studying is tough now a days........

especially digging tips.



i have to hurt my own pride. call my self a gaylord. tell a lie and say CF is handsome.
ONLY CAN GET SEJARAH TIPS. even so its only 50/50
zzzzz......














and ultimately i having the choice to enjoy the ghost festival month by going out. or staying at home doing shit.

which yesterday i baru play pool with nick at prima.













having the choice between choosing what i want. or what is more realistic.



what i want.






what is more realistic.







well. kw made his choice atleast. he picked "what he wanted".



as for me... i am still thinkinggg.....


but i believe deep down i've already made my choice la.



oh well. life goes on.


BUT


I got a funny vids to share. =)




Hitler Apply Streamyx.





Hitler Play Dota.











zh3n

to compensate.

zh3n


PROUDLY PRESENTS!




"The Longest Post By Far" (i hope)





coming in http://www.omgtales.blogspot.com NOW.




lol. ok. skip that shit.



alllahhhh~~~ i knoww i've been lazy and all...



soo... here comes..... all the random shits.




(note: some of the events might not be in order due to the blogger's bad memory)










letss see.....





been going to kasturi? lol















been burning stuffs at class with liquid paper and all. too free. lol.

and then i hand itchy go burn my pants punya strings... u know la old pants... got those strings....

and my pants caught on fire -- at 1st i was like... how come so hot down there 1 ahh.... and then pei han told me in Chinese " Ei Zhen Sern Zho Mo Ni De Jiao You Guang De? "

fake translation for bananas. : ei zhen sern why u so fucking handsome and cute ah? LOL.

real translation for bananas. : ei zhen sern why ur leg is glowing? o.O


ahahahah...










sooo i've been chilling and all shit crap la






but until fucking monthly term came.


NEVER MIND! STILL STEADY.





untill...


the timetable for trials





oh my fucking god. please stop fucking and save me. lol














went cycling at night with sister and her fren - gram (funny name huh?)












my sis n her fren.






the streets.







Decided to CamGigolo on a bicycle





chilling pic.






fuck face pic.






act cute pic.





epic fail smiling with teeth.




lol.









went to subang to meet denissa.














ate fucking good Korean stuff.














play pool and yamcha at mamak with kw n dj






Ding Jern Talking Politics.











been watching alot of amature porn until my dick pain.












ADULT CONTENT AHEAD







artist : GG again.

Source : Physics Past Year Paper.

Subject : 2 Man bathing.




Original edition






Pasar Malam edition

















Went for a Hair Cut Cus Puan Yap Threaten to Cut my hair on Monday if i dun do anything







With.



Ah Liao and Pei Han.







Noob Liao (add maths pro shit.)






Pei Han (some dumb fuck that do really. AND I MEAN REALLY. stupid things. with me of course. lol.)









Aftermath.


well i am not really happy with my hair. but oh well. life goes on.












well honestly. i really wanna chill out with my friends and have a nice cup of soap er. i meant.

BEER.(if possible imported European beer. lol) with my palls and all. oh well. as i said. life goes on.











oh ya! btw.


My blog has been on for proudly more then 2 months. (not sure still can survive how long =__=)



ANDDDDD............. based on.

http://omgtales.blogspot.com/2009/06/1st-day-of-blogging-might-as-well-be.html



KAI WEI (SLOTH) FUCKING OWNS ME A RM30 LUNCH. AAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER!
SUCK MY STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED BALLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





for all the loyal readers. thanks alot. u can come and claim a SUGUS (note that i only have strawberry and orange flavour) from me! =DD

(terms and conditions apply. while stock lasts.)









zh3n

shortest post by far.

E

X

A

M







zh3n

The Fucking Thing About Malaysia.

Like serious wei.




{ WARNING : THIS POST HAS POLITICAL CONTENTS. THOSE THAT ARE SENSITIVE. PLS USE UR MOUTH AND MOVE THE MOUSE TO THE 'X' SIGN, AND USE UR TONGUE TO CLICK IT}
















have any of the non-bumi's wanna migrate and leave this country?



i mean.

HELL WE KNOW THIS IS A GOOD COUNTRY


so why are the non-bumi's leaving?











lets start with the racial issue.




try go to google. and type ' malaysia racial '






ok. as u all know THE WORD. malaysia racial. is not postive nor negative.

so we are not searching for anything positive or negative.

lets just cute the crap and see the outcome.










notice how all the results are linked politcally?

AND NOTICE THE 1ST RESULT OF THE SEARCH?

Racial Discrimination in Malaysia - Worldpress.org

then try to go google and type "malaysia racial discrimination "

129,000 results. WTF.



ok. yes. we do know that google search is in some what abt 'OVER' and 'EFFECTIVE'


but hell.

ok. i am not proving anything. just figure it out urself







try googling 'MALAYSIA CORRUPTION'


2,270,000 results.

so maybe we as the people. should take notice how fucked up is the goverment

HEY! MAKE IT CLEAR I AM NOT SAYING BARISAN NASIONAL SUCKS.

D:



I am just saying there's this party with the stupid 'dacing' sign SUM WHERE ON EARTH OR UNIVERSE, GOD KNOWS WHERE.... if u dono wat is dacing[malay] ( the little equal sign ) is slowly tearing the country apart.

OK. ON SECOND THOUGHT FASTLY TEARING





Undi Dacing, Dapat Cacing.

familiar? heard it somewhere. lol





AGAIN I AM NOT PROVING ANYTHING I SUPPORT BARISAN NASIONAL! I LOVE MALAYSIA ! <3




WHAT ABT TEOH?

for those who still dono what happen so far.

TEOH REALLY DIED BECUS HE SUICIDE. LOL.

here's a little... erm... Update.

(note that : that is not teoh or any1. that is some1 unknown... i am not pointing or proving anything)






lawl.


OH! I AM NOT PROVING ANYTHING AGAIN! THAT'S JUZ SUM RANDOM KIDS PLAYING AND HITTING EACH OTHER! =DD












The Country (NOT MALAYSIA) Suck So Bad Until Even Bumi's Consider Leaving.














so.
to conclude this.





i am not saying voting for the opposition will definate MAKE SUM COUNTRY GLORIOUS WTF WTF WTF WTF........







BUT.

I AM SAYING.

GIVEN THE SITUATION. ITS WORTH A TRY.







think about it.

















zh3n

no pictures O.O

alo ola!





it's me again. the mother fucker =D (note that i am not interested in MILFs yet)











so..... wats in this post?











tags.







O.O









O.O







O.O






O.O







OK OK! I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT TAGS.

but this 1 different case. cus denissa tag me mah ==

> http://www.omgtales.blogspot.com/2009/07/thing-or-two-about-everything.html < style="font-weight: bold;">





1. What is your name: i think is Zhen Sern if i am not mistaken.

2. A four Letter Word: fuck =D

3. A boy's Name: Feeder

4.A girl's Name: f-f-f-f... hmmm... felicia?

5. An occupation: Fucker. =D

6. A colour: Forest Green....??? zzzzzz.... (izit even a colour? =_=)

7. Something you'll wear: FCUK. =)

8. A food: FRENCCHHHHH FRIESSSSS

9. A place: f....... fan factory? o.O

10. A reason for being late : Fuck too much ==

11. Something you'd shout: Fark!

12. A movie title: Friends. =) [wait. isn't that a series instead? -- ]

13. Something you drink: F&N =D

14. A musical group: Fall Out Boy

15. An animal: Fifi (chris punya horny doggy)

16. A street name: Jalan Fok Long

17. A type of car: Ferrari

18. The title of a song: Fuck You - Lily Allen

Tag :

( PSSSTTT.... i am gonna write the tags in black so u guys cant see ur names! SO U DUN HAVE TO DO IT =DD cus i know its not so fun == )

1. Ling the speaker! ( this 1 din make black cus wanna kenakan u =D )
2. Shu Boon
3. Kamyu



















































zh3n

ok. mayb i need to start studyin

eeeeiyhoooooooooooo.....



so what have i been up to?







welll.... last week i downloaded.



YEAH BABY! lol. i miss his game. created at 2003.

[ note that the 3+ DOES NOT means that it is for kids =( ]







quite nice la... i played a week. and my city was quite good. its not as easy as u think. u should try.








The City With Peace, Love N Prosperity









untillll.....

i fucked up.

go click godmode.

and summon what i thought was a

CUTE LITTLE ROBOT.






FUCK!





lol. skip that.










had this for supper.






ingredients : tobiko ( if thats how u spell it ) , BISKUT CAP PING PONG! (my fav) , and cheese.

microwaved it later then. =)


look abit sucky. but the taste so good until u suck till the last egg =__=















drew sick pics at skul table =_= again.





edited with 'LALA LIGHTING'


lololol.













today went skul for inter-class bball competition. =)











starting.










every1 waiting for their turn.








thats not me -.- zzz....










saw this cosplay. wanted to share with u guys.

its from a game..

silent hill i think.....





quite cool huh ==.


this is for ALL THE GUYS who like to masturbate and fantasize too much about nurses. lawl.
















zh3n